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Monday, March 24th, 2008

Tori Spelling’s Feet - Pregnant

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When we see Tori Spelling in any of her current reincarnations, we’re reminded of an old creepy film from the Universal Pictures vault titled The Raven. In it, Boris Karloff, playing a psycho on the lam, goes to a plastic surgeon [Bela Lugosi] and asks that Lugosi give him a new face.”Of course, Bateman, I’ll give you a new face!” Lugosi tells Karloff in one of those sinister, haunted house cackles that suggests plenty of otherwise. And such is the career of Tori Spelling. Always in search of a new look and plenty of the Aaron Spelling largesse, otherwise, to pay for it. You see, when your father owns television, it’s fairly easy to get on it, and Tori, provided the cameras didn’t get too close, enjoyed the advantages of principality. Tori’s best remembered from Beverly Hills 90210, a show that launched almost as many undistinguished careers as the zip code suggests. So with enough money to personally underwrite Bush’s war in Iraq, Tori’s been concentrating on motherhood, more or less, in case you suspected she was sneaking a bowling ball under that green smock. Personally, we like our women with shape and substance to the calf [batons are for conducting orchestras], and are willing to grant Tori points for maternity despite those coal chutes she’s getting around on. With Mother’s Day right around the corner, we send Tori a foot-felt “5″.

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