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Saturday, April 12th, 2008

Terri Seymour’s Feet - Simon’s Gal Pals

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When the history of the world is finally completed there will be a missing chapter devoted to Terri Seymour. Not to put too fine an edge on it, the only thing Seymour’s noted for is being Simon Cowell’s girlfriend which is like Jenna Jameson’s old implants being invited to a party simply because they were attached to Jameson at one time. Seymour is of English and West Indian descent, but she never knew her father. Our educated guess is to give the first mate on the ganja boat in Antigua a DNA test. But what do we know? With what talent she may or may not possess, Seymour, thanks to the Cowell connection, [and he has cheated on her, by the way, according to snarky New York Post stories] got modeling gigs and parts in movies so obscure they’re only available in a parallel universe Blockbuster. The downside of being Cowell’s rather testosterone-ish gal pal, you’ll agree, is the harping critique and being the subject, yourself, of it. So here goes. If Jack and the Bean Stalk could grow a dress this is definitely it. And Terri, be sure to make an appointment for the spider vein surgery on that left leg. We hear they take debit cards. In shoes off mode, we can suspect why bi-sex model Jasmine Leonard got all those extracurricular visits from Simon. And if you’ve got plans for next week, Terri, among them won’t be a call back on American Idol. Not with that “5″ you’re getting.

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