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Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Stormy Daniels’ Feet - With Dave Navarro

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At first glance we thought this was Michael Jackson sporting a beard thanks to one of his latest hair implants. But we were wrong - it’s Dave Navarro a rock star who, possibly, just looks short. Which is a bummer because short rock stars always have to find chicks shorter than themselves who themselves will appear short next to the rock star while wearing heels that make they, themselves, look taller. It’s all very simple, really. Accompanying Navarro outside of a Baja Fresh where they may have shared a Fajita, is porn star Stormy Daniels who is neither simple nor Ashkenazi. That’s because Daniels is a princess and will tell you that herself. And very often, from our understanding. Daniels, a tart-tongued blond with breasts the size of Volkswagen hub caps, certainly gets around town, and is often snapped on red carpets with marginal stars like Tony Soprano and that Spartan guy with the abs from the movie 300. That’s because Daniels is one of those porn stars who has successfully crossed over into the nebulous world of the “mainstream.” Essentially, which means that Daniels gets to play strippers and do gratuitous nude shower scenes in movies that aren’t shot in San Fernado Valley motel rooms. Believe it or not, Daniels began her career as a 17 year-old stripper. What a surprising coincidence. She was born in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and is a Pisces, the astrological sign for alcohol consumption. An only child, and a president of the 4-H Club, Daniels attended a “magnet school” in Louisiana which automatically gives us a connect with her because we have many of those on our refrigerator door. Along the way, Daniels, a contract star for Wicked Pictures and an award-winning director, had a one minute she is, next minute she isn’t marriage to fellow porn performer Pat Myne. Because female porn performers rarely engage in sexual activity without shoes, it’s hardly surprising to see that Stormy is wearing a pair. Hmmm. Legs seem to be in order. Decaled toes are all present and accounted for. We’ll give Stormy a “9″ and if that qualifies for an Editors’ Choice, boy, have we got a motel room with her name on the registry.

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