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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Stacy Keibler’s Feet

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Mr. Sausage was doing the pants dance the moment he first saw the gorgeous 5′11″ Stacy Keibler on the old Ted Turner-based WCW Monday Nitro. With her blond hair piled up and Stacy looking quite businesslike with those pin stripe suits and snooty glasses, she was known as the lap dancing Miss Hancock. Aptly named for the kneejerk response she would prompt in the hearts of trailer park beer lushes everywhere. Surprisingly, after the demise of the Turner organization, the lovely Miss Keibler kept on with professional wrestling which is like Itzhak Perlman forsaking the violin for the accordion. For several years Keibler submitted that lovely face and frame to a host of double entendre riddled storylines whereby she was pregnant one week, nearly naked the next, wore tear away evening gowns, competed in championship bra and panties matches and became Vince McMahon’s on-air mistress. A former cheerleader for The Baltimore Ravens, the NFL’s equivalent of San Quentin, Stacy was pretty smart in college and had a 3.7 GPA which may have been field tested by Miss Hancock’s nightly academic performances in professorial chambers. But who can say for sure. There was a scandal not too long ago, as reported in the Star, that Keibler had been involved in some lesbo sortie with Jennifer Anniston. But who can say for sure. What we can say for sure is that Stacy’s choice of footwear would be forgiven had it been St. Patty’s Day. Otherwise, the Keebler Elves are looking for their Duplex. Now that she’s been kicked off Dancing with the Stars, Stacy continues to seek out even more non-bimbo, prestige-enhancing gigs, and this outfit certainly goes a long way to getting her 5′11″ -sized gunboats in the door. Even so, Miss Hancock earns a foot point average of an “8″ and can see us in our study regarding other Dean’s list assignments for additional consideration.

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