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Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss’ Feet - Famous For Nothing

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Some people are famous for a lot less. And it was at the age of 17 that Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss, who apparently has a Jewish New Year named after her, was thrust into the limelight by almost marrying comic Jerry Seinfeld. Unfortunately, no one saw anything funny about it, however, and the shit hit the proverbial public relations fan with Jerry being accused of everything but the Mann act. The relationship, which got tried in the court of brutal public opinion, didn’t last. But, on her behalf, Shoshanna, now almost 33, managed to weather the storm of controversy while settling for an investment analyst named Joshua Gruss Then, again, it doesn’t hurt to have a father with money, either. So, with a loan from dear old pop, Shoshanna, sporting another one of those obsolete degrees- this one in art history- started up a clothing company devoted to women with big tits and small waist lines. And goodness knows there’s so many millions out there who fit that profile. Not. While you’d think that with the eyes of the couturier world upon her, Shoshanna would manage a flattering ensemble at every turn. Apparently another not. Wearing a drape from the House of Blah, dimpled Shoshanna reveals the fact that Jerry may have been something of a foot freak. We see all the possibilities of a little grab toe under the table with her, but are content with giving Shoshanna a “7″ - knowing that her rich daddy will spring for the other 3 points.

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