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Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Shannon Elizabeth’s Feet

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In her extinguished career, Shannon Elizabeth is known as the chick who showed her tits in American Pie. And because this designation has hung like a toilet seat around the neck of her subsequent endeavors, Elizabeth hasn’t been asked to present The Best Film Award at the Oscars. Because Jon Stewart, or whoever, would have to announce, thusly, “presenting the next award is the chick who showed her tits in…” You get the drift. Named after Elizabeth, New Jersey, Shannon was born Shannon Elizabeth Fadal but dropped the Fadal-part because as a kid she was often confused with writer Gore Vidal. Shannon is a combination of Syrian, Lebanese, English, Irish, German and Cherokee so when those nations go to war, it’s really tough to root for a home team. Having grown up in Waco, Texas, Shannon was obviously tempted to join a religious cult at one point or another but a fortuitous flip of the coin pushed her in the direction of tennis. She gave thoughts to turning pro when friends told her how she much she could get a night working for Nici’s Girls. [Just kidding.] Instead, Elizabeth dropped the ball and racquet game and tried modeling. And how she eventually got picked to show her tits is an interesting story that’s never been told, that’s why we can’t tell it. Since “tits” have pretty much painted the one-word description of Shannon’s talent arsenal, it was only natural she’s pose nude for a later Playboy pictorial. Elizabeth had a ten year relationship with actor Joseph D. Reitman that reportedly went down the sewer after a practical joke about a celebrity sex tape was played on her by Ashton Kutcher in the MTV series Punk’d. We would love to have read those divorce papers. So you might ask yourself, as we have, how Elizabeth sustains herself between prestigious career assignments such as a recent turn on Dancing with the Stars from which she was dropped for lack of hip action. It couldn’t have been for lack of tits, but Shannon’s career sideline isn’t for lack of betting, either. She goes to Vegas almost every week to play poker and once raised the legendary Amarillo Slim two Areolas against his three Kings. A bold move on any table. In the foot department, the conversation naturally gravitates to the subject of Shannon’s tits. Now while you may think those cute little marks on her toes are a fashion statement, they’re a reported microdot location to a Syrian nuclear missile base. True? Who can say. But the countdown begins at “6″ then we press the button. Just for the hell of it.

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