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Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Shanna Moakler’s Feet - Tiny Toenails Theme

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When your life’s all about beauty contests and niteclub brawls, changing the oil in one’s car is an unseemly task never to be considered. And judging from her background, Shanna Moakler wouldn’t know what to do with one if she came across a can of Mobil 10-30. To read about it, Moakler’s career has been one absorbed by powder rooms and compact mirrors. Moakler began modeling at the age of 15. By the time she was 17, she had competed in the Miss Teen USA pageant representing Rhode Island but ranked abysmally in all phases of it. Hard to believe since very few women with complete torsos live in Rhode Island to begin with. Moakler, a self-confessed dork, subsequently moved around the country until she found a precinct she could win in. In 1995, Moakler was crowned Miss USA by Dick Clark and, truth be told, was one of the hottest pieces of tail on TV when she appeared as a bike riding bimbo in the Pacific Blue series. Moakler was going 10 rounds with Oscar de la Hoya in the arena of love when she got to play the seductive character Jaime in the Poison Ivy series, that one titled Poison Ivy: The New Seduction. Talk is that Moakler’s been eyed for a reprise shot, this one tentatively slated, Poison Ivy: The Next Outbreak. About the time she was messing the sheets with actor Dennis Quaid, Moakler posed nude and was a playboy Playmate of the Month in 2001. The niteclub incident? Moakler took a swing at Paris Hilton who was apparently screwing Moakler’s now ex-husband Travis Barker. But, alas, as we’ve seen with Julie Christie, beauty’s brief time on this planet is capricious and, often times, the outcome very cruel. To wit: Moakler was dumped unceremoniously from Dancing with the Stars. Her stock unloading fast, Moakler reasonably settled for a guest stint on the humor-challenged Matt Blanc TV series, Joey. Judging from this recent pic, subtitled bondage meets bad decision making, Moakler, now 33, has pretty much taken the hi-speed line to Tramp Town. Upon closer, grim scrutiny, Tiny Toenails is also the theme. Though the late Don Ho never got around to writing that song, we’ll give it a “6,” Dick.

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