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Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Robin Givens’ Feet

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In the pantheon of puzzling celebrity, Robin Givens has an honored plaque on the front door of the ladies’ room. In part due to Givens’ highly publicized failed marriage to sports legend Mike Tyson, one would assume. Which may or may not have scored Givens $10 million in a divorce settlement in which she claimed spousal abuse. Difficult to believe given Iron Mike’s humanitarian track record. Givens claims she got squat which is also very hard to swallow because parking attendants in Vegas are raising kids from the Tyson boxing legacy. Another spectacular failure on the part of Givens was a talk show she hosted called Forgive or Forget- a hapless gig she happened on by virtue of being the ex- Mrs. Mike. Givens’ vaginally-enhanced accomplishments don’t end there, however. A perennial guest on Larry King Live, Given often tells the rollicksome story of the time she and Brad Pitt were in a hotel room and how Tyson broke the door down in an attempt to rearrange Brad’s pretty boy face. It may or may not be bullshit, but Givens claims she gave up Harvard Medical School to be on Cosby. If true, a decision similar to forsaking the Nobel Peace Prize for The Gong Show. In 2007, Givens toured the country playing a part in Tyler Perry’s play, “Men, Money & Golddiggers” which some overly harsh critics have suggested is the title of her autobiography. We say otherwise. Sure Givens married [later dumping] suave tennis instructor Svetozar Marinkovic just so she could have the family name and crest. Sure she played a little one-on-one against basketball legend Michael Jordan. And of course Givens amused herself with a little hide the mike with shock jock Howard Stern. But all of these dalliances are circumstantial in terms of the total picture. Look at this photo and what do you see? We see a sincere woman wearing a shit-eating grin and an overgrown Cinderella suit. Yeah, Prince Charming is matching up shoes, and it’s a tough choice between Givens and Naomi Campbell at this point. Except Robin’s alimony payments in perpetuity give her otherwise unspectacular toes a bunion-free and jewel-bedecked look. With a podiatrist next on her dating list, how can you help but give her an anticipated “5″?

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