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Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Pamela Anderson’s Feet - Tens Can Easily Become “1″s

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Known primarily for marriages that have been inconsistent with civil law, Pamela Anderson was born 41 years ago in Ladysmith, British Columbia, the irony being quite apparent. Pam’s great grandfather was Juho Hyytiainen, a Finnish man who invented the U-Haul, but changed his choke-a-horse name to Anderson for reasons fairly obvious when you try to say Hyytiainen, fast, three times after a couple of bong loads. Story has it Pam was discovered at a Canadian League football game wearing a skimpy Labatt’s t-shirt, while her image promptly flashed on a stadium screen to clamorous, drunken acclaim. From that moment on, Pam became the jack of all glamour trades though most of her projects have high dived into the critical and commercial tank. Nevertheless, Pam’s transient legend continued to grow when she first posed for Playboy [and a number of times since] appearing on the October 1989 cover. Perhaps it was coincidental, but once Anderson slipped her bleach blond ass into a red bathing suit for Baywatch, David Hasselhoff became a practicing alcoholic. Away from the TV screen, Anderson has exhibited less instinct for winning roles, to wit, another commercial flop, Barb Wire, a film in which she plays a bounty hunter named Barbara Rose Kopetski. Albeit trade rumors have her reprising that character in a sequel to the Big Lebowski in which she’ll be Barbara Rose Kopetski-Lebowski. Anderson’s also noted for being the first non-celebrity to appear in a celebrity sex tape, paradoxically, her most successful venture. However, as the object of Borat’s desire in the controversial picture of the same name, Anderson once again proved her limitations when oral sex wasn’t involved. In the grand tradition of he who can does, he who can’t gets naked, Pam, with her varying degrees of breast inlays [she changes boobs like basketball players change socks], relies on the elements of surprise to stay in the news. Recently divorced after a rocky Vegas marriage that lasted all of 11 minutes, Anderson, dressed in a plain white wrapper, shows off her new permanent smile implant. Yes, the shoulder tattoo, you’ll agree, is a stunning accessory. Also proof that zealous tanning may not really be a good idea, the disaster of overexposure and Hepatitis-C spills all over those ankle straps. Saddled now with sun-enriched man-feet, Anderson proves that Tens can all too easily become “1″s when you go past 30 minutes in the booth.

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