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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Nikki Hilton’s Feet

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Will someone give this girl a sandwich? When you’ve got thighs that can pass for 32 oz. Louisville Sluggers, you may have taken Hollywood’s current starvation maxim a bit overboard. Which seems to be the case of Nicholai “Nicky” Hilton, Paris’ socialite sister. Nikki appears to be waiting for the next jitney out of the gulag. And she couldn’t be more stylishly festooned for the occasion. Frills instead of chills is the way to go, plus simple black to acknowledge all those decomposing Russian carcasses you left behind. In which case, Nikki, a launcher of her own clothing line, certainly knows a winning combination of sense and sensibility. A rumor that she’s attaching her name to a new women’s fragrance called “Anorexia” is also being looked into. Hilton, of course, is the member of the family which owns all those Motels 6’s and they may have left a light on in one of those rooms for you. Oh there we go being snarky, again. Enviable as it is, Nikki’s social pedigree allows her ample time to romp the play capitals of the world without having to give thought to serious issues or values. Although her people insist she will be on hand for the ribbon cutting when Brassiere World opens next year. Nikki’s also probably kicking herself for turning down the reality show The Simple Life, but her and Paris will soon star in a cartoon about themselves- an opportunity, if you will, to lash back at their detractors. In 2006, Nikki entered a partnership for the Nicky O hotels which adds the fabulous designer touch to the concept of musty hallways, cable TV and the refrigerators with those miniature bottles of vodka. But being member of American royalty does have its disadvantages. Nikki has inherited her older sister’s platypus feet. Quack. Quack. The charming sound of “2″ ducks mating.

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