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Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Nicolette Sheridan’s Feet

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If porn chick Nicole Sheridan named herself on presumed resemblance to sex symbol Nicolette Sheridan, then sanction’s granted to christen the next statistical baby Huey for its physical similarities to a helicopter. Of course this argument pertains to a younger Nicolette whose appearances in a white bikini often floated logs in our pants. Perhaps it was this young hot chick’s fatal attraction to loser drug- vagabonds like Leif Garrett that sprung hope in our underwear. Known best for her role in Desperate Housewives, Sheridan of Punjabi descent, was born in West Sussex, England. A Google search dispels the long-standing myth that Nicolette’s related to the non turban-wearing actress Dinah Sheridan, a grievous misunderstanding we’re happy to see cleared up. Sheridan also believes the late Telly Savalas to be her biological father, so a cautionary, pre-emptive word to the wise might be in order concerning hereditary baldness. Soap operas - such as a recurring role on Knots Landing- being Nicolette’s forte, it’s hardly difficult to believe that Sheridan’s in and out marriage to pretty boy actor Harry Hamlin was a trumped up green card romance. Hamlin, however, got custody of the mirrors in a hotly disputed divorce settlement. Named often to Mr. Blackwell’s worse dressed list, Sheridan, here, exhibits little in an attempt at rehabilitation. And for Sheridan stalkers, her long time relationship with Michael Bolton, the Kenny G of singers, doesn’t look like it’s going to end any time soon, either. So, with all the bitterness and rejection on our part brought to the impartial judge’s dais, we give Nicolette’s still sexy and poignant toes an “8″ with another heads up - this one about Julie Christie’s feet lurking somewhere in the family tree.

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