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Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Monica Potter’s Feet

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No relation to Harry Potter, Monica Potter, born Monica Gregg Brokaw, only bears the coincidence of name to Tom Brokaw. So exactly who the hell is she? For one, her father, Paul, invented the first flame-resistant car wax. You probably read about it in all the papers. For her part, and that was a big one, Monica was a product of the Cleveland school system. As a youth she was torn between having a career either as a nun or an actress. Finding it difficult to make both of those closely-related life choices work simultaneously, Monica opted for the bright lights and big city in front of the camera. She started off in daytime soap opera- The Young and the Restless- and availed herself quite spectacularly as Nicholas Cage’s wife in Con Air, a film about long haired ugly guys taking a plane ride. Potter also starred opposite Robin Williams in Patch Adams [she’s the one in the gas station having her flat fixed]. At 37, Potter obviously has some va-va-voom left in her, but she’s strongly advised against wearing slips in public. Where Potter really takes an unyielding hammer is the fact of her lumpy, varicose shins. And, like the Mayan civilization ruins, her feet are remnants of a once proud tribe of ancients. Dare we look closer at these antiquities of another age? The bulge on the side of her right toe probably has colorful stories to tell while the rest of the crew stick out like black voters in a Palm Beach Republican ward. Sad that it has come to this. On a drunken night, Monica looks good in the dim. In the harsh light of common sense “5″ is being quite realistic.

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