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Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Melinda Clarke’s feet

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Obviously displaying little or no regard for the axiom of truth in advertising, the cigar-smoking actress Melinda Clarke of Dana Point, California, has on many occasions referred to herself as the sexiest woman of all time. Clarke, now at age 39, has evidently not seen the explosive set of Julie Christie photos which grace these pages, and our suggestion is that Clarke refer to those before making any more outlandish statements she could be challenged on. Clarke’s a veteran of daytime soap operas, but the overall grunge appearance presented, especially with those vineyard worker’s sandals, suggests she might use a bar of it on special occasions. After all, these are cruel, harsh times and one cannot afford to be particularly lenient. Clarke’s appearance on CSI on four occasions as a Dominatrix has intrigued us, as well as the fact that one time she made an appearance on the old Seinfeld show as Jerry’s annoying girlfriend. Which is almost an absolute redundancy when you think about it. A steady role in O.C. and a guest appearance on Entourage brings you up to speed on any possible Clarke spot quiz. Regarding her frock from the Goodwill collection, one might have to make allowances for possible indigence  since the age of 40 is when the phone stops ringing for most women. More so with actresses. OLF [old lady feet] is also starting to kick in with Melinda. And while a “6″ reflecting a lot of road wear and grape stomping might be hard to grasp for the sexiest woman of all time, it’s a plain fact in this matter.

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