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Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

Melania Trump’s Feet - Let The Dice Roll

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In the world of combovers, the one-haired Donald Trump is king. And with all his gazillions, The Donald proves that while money can’t buy you hearty follicles, it certainly disputes the Beatles’ notion that it can’t buy you love, either. Just get a load of Melania Trump, a former fashion model of sorts. And proof that Paul McCartney’s a total chump for having shelled out $50 million in a divorce settlement with nothing to show for it but sex with a stump. Deal maker Donald, who’s known for discarding former wives like spent condoms, got the better deal, obviously, with Melania who once appeared nude in the British GQ. And it’s only our fervent desire that there be a repeat performance sometime in the future. Which could be soon, given The Donald’s track record for marital attention spans. In this photo, Melania, tastefully attired in black, hoists the young Trump [a perfect replica of the old man, by the way] whose birth name is Barron William. We shit you not. Is there a receding pompadour in this young lad’s future? That we can’t say, but we sure as hell would love to have his mom combover to our house for a game of barefoot Monopoly. Ah those succulent, tanned, snooty and perfect Yugoslavian toes. The dice roll a “10″ for Melania

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