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Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Marissa Coughlan’s Feet

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Our first brush with the blond Minnesota sexpot Marissa Coughlan came in the film Super Troopers where we burnt animal sacrifices and offered prayers - which weren’t answered - that she’d get naked. Proof, as far as we’re concerned, that there is no supreme potentate of the universe. In her role as a cop too hot for her department issued panties, Coughlan, formerly of the cast of Boston Legal, was all smolder and sex and went on to do such movies as Teaching Mrs. Tingle and Freddy Got Fingered. Call it our imagination, but we see a pattern clearly developing. That plus the fact that Marissa once appeared on the cover of Stuff magazine convinces us that she’s trying to get in touch with her inner porn star. And this outfit which literally screams stroke my thighs, violate my shapely arches and screw me out of my paycheck affords more than ample proof. Aware of the fact that Marissa graduated from a small, private school in Minneapolis, we could arrange for an intimate cram course for two. And knowing that girls from the Fish Me Out of The Frozen River state, are still susceptible to the come on lines that went out with Jesse Ventura, we’d be cornball as hell, offer her a “10″ and name a toenail in her honor. A pretty good deal, we think.

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