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Friday, July 18th, 2008

Marisol Thomas’ Feet

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Not to be confused with Aerosol Thomas, the heiress to the spray can fortune, Marisol Maldonado Thomas is a Latina model no one ever heard of and is most famous for marrying Rob Thomas a singer no one’s ever heard of. Rob must be big in Puerto Rico, however, because in every photo op, Marisol, a native of Queens, is seen surgically attached to his arm. For the record, and we’re just being silly, Rob Thomas is the lead singer of Matchbox Twenty, a rock band from Florida which got its name because everyone in it carries Zippo lighters. Marisol, who suffers from a rare autoimmune disorder similar to lupus erythematosus, suffers not from lack of strong leg which this photo would indicate. Although that dress might look better with a gypsy’s crystal ball sitting on it. Marisol also exhibits an expansive grin because being married to a music personality guarantees instant retirement and a life of unfathomable luxury. Does this reflect in her feet? To some extent, with a high concept pedicure, some obvious pampering and knowledge that you can always exchange your “8″ for a higher number at the store. Because, after all, you are Marisol Maldonado Thomas.

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