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Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan’s Feet - You Need Look No Further

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Some people just lead a charmed existence and Lindsay Lohan’s a perfect example. From worst actress to sexiest woman, the notorious Lohan, darling of police blotters and gossip sites everywhere, manages to top all pop culture lists. While lad mags like Maxim and FHM have obviously thought better of her with their respective ass kissing, Lohan recently got a couple of Golden Raspberries for playing a stripper in the cinematic turd, I Know Who Killed Me. Although where Lindsay first got wiped out is hard to say. Her father does have a background in securities fraud and did separate terms of four years and two years in the slam for it. Which is something for consideration. Probably taking more after her mom who claims unverified status as a former Radio City Music Hall Rockette, Lindsay started in show business as a child fashion model and did magazine and television commercials. Lohan’s also appeared on TV soap operas, and, at age 11, made her motion picture debut by playing identical twins in Disney’s remake of The Parent Trap. [Hint: you can tell ‘em apart depending who’s carrying the bottle. Just kidding.] Lohan rose to stardom, appearing in a series of gooey chick flicks hardly destined for The Turner Channel. In a revitalizing P.R. coup, Lohan adopted the Marilyn Monroe persona and re-created an MM nude photo shoot, albeit with seriously freckled shoulders. In this photo, Lohan in an outfit that screams Target, poses with, possibly, her latest suitcase pimp. But that’s only an educated guess. A female friend once told us that you could tell a drinking woman by the weight of her calves and thickness of her ankles. While Lohan’s chopstick thighs [no evidence of Rockette genes here] leave no such clues, the painted toes are also like the proverbial dead men that tell no tales. If, as in the movie, Lindsay knows who killed her, she need look no further. A “4″ plus those shoes are suspects in any career homicide.

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