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Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Lily Collins’ Feet

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One day Lily Collins will round out those low impact, intractable hips. But it isn’t today. If not for that fact, it’s still comforting to know that when Brooke Shields shoves off from this mortal coil there’s a set of plastic eyebrows waiting in the wings. And those would belong to Lily, the daughter of musician Phil Collins. Compliments of dear old dad’s last name, Lily apparently got some instant gig as a Tommy Hilfinger model and reports from the red carpet for Nickelodeon. Standing rigidly at attention, Lily must have had some early exposure to the Buckingham palace guard lifestyle because a 120 mile an hour fastball couldn’t knock this stone milk bottle off its perch in a carnival game. Truth is, though, once Lily loosens up and allows some air up that blue dress, she’ll probably be life of the party - as soon as she gets over that Sunday school composure. Unfortunately, wolf whistles don’t seem to be echoing from this pic, and those sandals got to go back to the Israelite who’s wandering around in the desert bare footed. Great feet sometimes spring from ugly ducklings, as well, but it isn’t today. There’s something in the air tonight. We think it’s a “5″.

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