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Monday, March 31st, 2008

Kris Jenner’s Feet - Tanned Legs and Big Waist

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Rare is the case that a mother looks better than the daughter. But in the instance of Kris Jenner, the exception has to prove the telling rule. For years Kris flew under the radar being the rich wife of OJ attorney Robert Kardashian then dumped him to marry serial husband Bruce Jenner. [Bruce had two wives previous.] Which ain’t exactly moving up in the Hollywood pecking order, simply because Jenner’s only claim to fame besides the 1976 Olympics and a Wheaties box, is that he practically got a gender reassignment thanks to a remarkably repulsive facelift which included ill-advised cheek and chin implants. For her part, Kris is looking pretty good for a 53 year old broad though we suspect there’s been a lot of upholstery performed, as well, to give her that Marie Osmond meets Charlie Chan appearance. In which case, Goodyear must be proud. In her present incarnation, Kris is complicit in the reality mess called Keeping Up with The Kardashians, a show that’s boasted porn chick Bree Olson as a guest star, and which the NY Times has described ingloriously: “The Kardashian show is not about an eccentric family living conventionally; it is purely about some desperate women climbing to the margins of fame, and that feels a lot creepier.” Creepy or not, Kris appears to be sporting at least 40-inch hips under that maroon frock. In our fantasies, we flip her over in the sack, paint a grin on her ass and get a life size Smiley face. The legs are old school, too, and that we like- tanned with arches that still afford sexual allure and promise. Hold on. Chan just opened the fortune cookie. It’s a “7″.

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