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Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Kim Kardashian’s Feet - 5 Million Hits

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Kim Kardashian is another of those Hollywood socialites who has done absolutely nothing and is getting paid to do it. As you may or may not know, her late father, Robert Kardashian, was OJ Simpson’s attorney which is like H&R Block advertising their co-signing of Al Capone’s final income tax statement. Already divorced from her father, Kim’s mother Kris remarried Bruce Jenner, a fabled Olympian who set the plastic surgery standard back by at least 50 years with the hack job he got on his once handsome kisser. But leave it to Kim to achieve her own dubious distinctions. By co-starring in a sex tape with then- boyfriend rapper Ray J, Kim managed a hefty lawsuit and received a reported $5 Million from porn company Vivid Video who got their mitts on it. At five bucks a pop on the Internet, let’s hope Vivid tallied a million hits to make that lapse of judgment worthwhile. Where Kim goes from here is a question only the Gods of Gossip and the bookers of Dancing with the Stars can answer. But knowing a fast fading icon when he sees one, WWE titan Vince McMahon signed Kim on as hostess of WrestleMania XXIV scheduled in Orlando, March 30, 2008. Pictured in a dress that would look comfortable on any wrestling diva, Kardashian assumes the kind of strut and jaunty pose you learn at the Madison Square Garden school of fashion. And while that saucy, come hither foot-look might earn you 300 Francs an hour on the Champs d’Elyse, we’re in for about a “7″ and change.

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