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Monday, May 19th, 2008

Karina Smirnov’s Feet

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In the Hall of Vacuous fame, Karina Smirnov’s a Babe Ruth. A contestant on Dancing with the Stars and famous for having dated Mario Lopez, Smirnov leaves no traces of celebrity footprint - no MySpace pages, Wikipedia listings, rap sheets, and, oh, maybe one obscure TMZ reference about her dress nearly falling off. And if Smirnov vanished entirely off the face of this earth, Access Hollywood would be stumped for things to say other than the fact that her dress nearly fell off one time on Dancing with the Stars. Born Kristina Smoulankova-Carteblancheski, Kristina shortened her name to Smirnov in honor of what Uncle Petrov used to supplement his corn flakes with in the morning. The fact that she chose this particular family member as a practice dance partner at an early age led to some fascinating discussions around the dinner table, we’re sure, but prepared Karina later for dealing with the pressures of having her dress nearly falling off. Smartly coiffed, stylishly pampered yet with no visible means of support, Karina is obviously well attended to but, sadly, her dress isn’t falling off. Which ushers us to our next fantasy. A Miss Foot contest in the privacy of our domecile. We already see points for congeniality and talent. Now if Mario Lopez would vacate the premises, we’d give Karina a “10″ and see where this dance really leads us.

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