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Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Jill Hennessy’s Feet

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Born in Alberta, Canada, TV actress Jill Hennessy’s father was a meat salesman - something we can relate to having been meat handlers ourselves since puberty. Because of the constant moves, Jill’s mom Maxine, a Ukranian Gypsy, took the horses, the family wagon and re-married a meat salesman named Bela. Which makes weird sense in a way because Jill has an identical twin sister named Jacqueline and the Hennessys do have a tendency to repeat themselves. One of 5,000 actresses to have appeared on Law & Order, Jill is obviously stylish to the max, whether dressing for the convent, funerals or an evening out at church. She also holds the distinction of being the only woman in Hollywood to have committed the fashion foot-pas of wearing dark stockings- having borrowed this pair from another sister, Sister Naomi Marie of the St. Francis is a Sissy Academy for girls with varicose veins. Among her impressive film credits, Hennessy played Lisa in a film titled Chutney Popcorn, based on her experiences as a colonel in the Edmonton gypsy militia. A recipient of a star on Canada’s Walk of Fame, Hennessy in 2001 portrayed Jackie Kennedy in the film Jackie, Ethel, Joan: The Women of Camelot and was considered for Moe, Larry, Curly: The Stooges of Camelot sequel. In 2000 Hennessy married, and her husband converted the business equivalent of the seven-ten split by opening a bar next to some famous bowling alley in Northvale, New Jersey. Hennessy’s resume being one lustrous moment after another, who could forget the fact that the highly esteemed Minneapolis-based band Mollycuddle wrote the song “The Ballad of Jill Hennessy” in honor of her. The little known number on the flip side is titled Mommas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Wear Nylons rumored to have been penned by Willie Nelson. So even our go-to guy the always optimistic Vinnie The Foot throws his hands up on this one. Using parlance made famous at the even more famous Paramus bowling lanes, Vinnie says a solid strike in the pocket leaves the “1″ pin standing.

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