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Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

Jennifer Murphy’s Feet

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Professional beauty contest participant and former Miss Oregon USA, Jennifer Murphy was one of eleven children in her family struggling for scraps from the table. Which may explain the condition of her tinker toy thigh bones. In her teens, Jennifer completed business and marketing courses at Rogue Community College which is affiliated with the highly acclaimed Casanova University. Jennifer put her academic credentials to good use by working for the Yellow Pages and was singlehandedly responsible for revitalizing the farm implements section. But Jenifer didn’t stop there. No sireee, bud. She became the Phone Directories’ youngest international advertising manager at age 23, although jealous office whispers at the time suggested that she photographically compromised a number of clients named Ackmed. While very generous men are high on her list, Jennifer is a do-it-yourself gal whose passion is real estate. She’s the CEO and president of her own Sugar Daddy Golf Course development company. And we say this in complete jest, of course, unaware of Bernie, the old geeze with the sports car. Believe it or don’t, it was Jennifer’s business acumen not her face and nunchuck legs that landed her on The Apprentice where she was fired. When she’s not snow skiing or four wheeling, Jennifer coaches young people on the art of success without effort. Taking a page from her own manual, Murphy later married a dentist from a reality show and taught him the realities of alimony when she divorced him a year later. Forgive us for having a bit of déjà vu with Jen’s outfit, however, but it seems we were just at a Wal-Mart the other day. But to her credit, Jen certainly knows how to throw a saucy Kim Kardashian foot arch when she needs to command attention. Rmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. We think that’s Bernie starting up the engine. From the sounds of it, it’s a “6″ banger.

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