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Saturday, May 17th, 2008

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Feet

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We saw pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt when she was a young actress sneaking up on a glass of water; so gosh knows how many nose jobs and behind closed door compromises have gone into this finished product. Born in Waco, Texas, and, believe it or don’t, Jennifer Love Hewitt is her real name. As a little kid, Hewitt had the nature to belt out a zesty song and was often invited to sing the National Anthem at livestock shows. At the age of 4, she was enthralling audiences with her gut-ripping rendition of “Help Me Make it Through the Night” complete with a whiskey bottle, kindergarten lover and revolver. By age 9 Jennifer, along with a kid group, was touring the Soviet Union where her soulful, “No One Comes Back from Nerchinsk” would make commissars cry. A year later Hewitt was in Los Angeles with her mother being as obnoxious as any other obnoxious kid and her overbearing mother at auditions for The Disney Channel. A victim, to an extent, of type casting, Hewitt could remake every Sarah Michelle Gellar film there is and still be remembered only for, I Know What You Did Last Summer albeit, in some circles, regarded as The Citizen Kane of teen psycho movies. Also a songwriter, Jennifer penned “I’m Gonna Love You” for the movie The Hunchback of Notre Dame II, although our personal favorite was the jazzed-up Guys and Dolls stylings of “I Gotta Hunch” from the same film. Now crowding 30 and subject of some recent unflattering paparazzi shots of her big ass, it’s about time Jennifer do full frontal nudity before gravity sets in and it’s too late. But this is only our opinion. And we’re loving this outfit- a sophisticated blend of Sixties dirt town Texas and bible school with forbidden goings on in the detention room. And that near-squint ain’t fooling us a bit. Jen’s a foot tease in full control of her near-perfect arches and meticulous toes. Knowing what she did last Friday 13th, we’re all set to give her a “7″ eagerly waiting the results of the STD test.

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