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Monday, May 12th, 2008

Jenna Dewan’s Feet

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Can you imagine rating an Internet listing because your father was some obscure running back for the 1972 Notre Dame Football team? We’ve got a friend whose old man looked like Knute Rockne, drank like an Irishman and scrubbed urinals at the Los Angeles Coliseum. Put that on Wikipedia. Nonetheless, obscure movie chick Jenna Dewan is one of those babes who will always rate maximum exposure for life’s minimal accomplishments- that is, until her knees become knobby, her anus vacates and her arches fall flat. Before breaking into the movies, Dewan went to USC and was a member of Pi Beta Phi, the sorority often confused with I Eata Pie. Prior to films, Jenna was a backup dancer for big name live performances and music videos with the obvious calves to show for it. Dressed for sarong night at the Club Okinawa, Jenna displays just enough vein and lump on the top of her feet to let us know we’ve got winners when those clichéd pumps come off. Even with the semi-sorta Notre Dame pedigree, our guess is Jenna would have no idea about winning one for the Gipper. And neither could we care. The Gipper didn’t win one for us, and we give Jenna a “7″ just to be rascals.

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