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Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Heidi Klum’s Feet - A Little Pigeon-Toed

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Named after an inoperable hairball, Heidi Klum was born in Bergisch Gladbach, North Rhine-Westphalia, West Germany, the world’s longest return address. The winner of the German equivalent of American Idol for modeling, Klum, in her younger days, was awarded a contract worth $300,000 and parlayed that into millions, none of which, obviously, was spent on the tacky disco ball she’s currently got on. Like Elle Macpherson, Heidi’s known for her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoots, and even now we’d pay hard earned Deutschmarks to whiff the inside of her used bikini. We could bore you with a list of Heidi’s business ventures, product endorsements and magazine accomplishments but won’t because her personal life’s the more fascinating, predictable train wreck you’d expect. For instance, Klum married stylist Ric Pipino in 1997; the couple divorced in 2002. Following the divorce, Klum had brief flings with Red Hot Chilli Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis and Formula-1 mogul Flavio Briatore. Pregnant with Briatore’s child, on the day she announced it, Briatore was photographed kissing Fiona Swarovski, a jewelry heiress. Klum and Briatore predictably split up shortly after that. Cuckolded by a Swarovski, Heidi managed to bounce back with an apparent interracial revenge marriage to musician Seal. Sporting an Ivana Trump hairdo, Heidi appears highly amused about something. Perhaps word got to her that Swarovski gagged on a klum. Whichever. In the foot department, Heidi is stylish and sexy though perhaps a little pigeon-toed. But if she graciously accepts an “8,” we’ll show her our bird.

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