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Saturday, April 5th, 2008

Elle Macpherson’s Feet - Dead on Arrival

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To her credit, Elle Macpherson, nicknamed “The Body,” was one of those celebrity models who was never shy about showing off her ass. So it’s with a certain amusement to see Macpherson, now like a modest bag lady, wearing pants pulled way over her feet mimicking Charlie Chaplin. Smooth move especially for riding escalators. Born in New South Wales, Macpherson’s maybe best known for her record five appearances on the cover of the Sports Illustrated annual swimsuit issues plus the fact that she’s one of the first hot broads to appear on a set of postage stamps- particularly convenient for mailing anthrax from Antigua where they were originally issued. In full nude splendor, Macpherson made a torrid movie debut playing an artist’s model in the 1994 Sirens, which starred Hugh Grant and co-starred Portia de Rossi. For the part, Macpherson gained something like 20 pounds and, in the process, acquired the kind of breasts that reminded you of two friendly otters at play. Macpherson’s subsequent nude Playboy pictorial was one thing, but Elle really shocked the hetero world by pulling a de Rossi by chowing down on Mrs. Steven Spielberg, Kate Capshaw, in a Showtime miniseries called A Girl Thing. As if Macpherson’s sphincter hadn’t become common knowledge by now, burglars broke into her home and stole 15 nude photographs which they threatened to put on the Internet unless Elle coughed up $80,000- an extortion attempt akin to revealing the shocking contents of Lindsay Lohan’s liquor cabinet. A string of busted romances to her credit, Elle wears black for the occasion. Fortunately or unfortunately, our toe forensics expert, who’s used to working under such conditions, has performed a reconstruct of Elle’s 44 year-old arches. The victim was pronounced dead on arrival. Services are at “4″.

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