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Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Demi Moore’s Feet - Could of Been in Porn

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G.I. Jane and former Brat Packer Demi Moore’s family background is so screwed up, she could have become a porn star. Born in Roswell, New Mexico [there’s a hint], Demi’s biological father, Charles Harmon, skipped town before she was born. Her stepfather, Danny Guynes, a drifter of sorts, committed suicide after introducing the family to a regimen of hard drinking spiked with assault and battery. Moore’s mother faired no better by example. She went on to become a celebrity alkie. So much so, that in November 1995 a tabloid tracked her down to her rat-infested shack in Las Vegas with a beat-up ‘88 Honda Prelude parked out front. She was surviving on $250 a month from social security, $85 a month in food and died at the age of fifty-four from a brain tumor. On the lighter side of abnormality, Moore, who never got along with mom, quit school at the age of 16 to work as a pin-up-girl when her friend, actress Nastassja Kinski, persuaded her to drop out of Hollywood’s Fairfax High School. At 18, Demi married rock musician Freddie Moore. Although the marriage lasted but four years, Demi kept Freddie’s last name throughout her career, and one wonders how that would have gone had she married her junior high school admirer Dingo Kryzewski. In 1987, Moore married Bruce Willis and named two of her kids Rumer and Tallulah Belle - perhaps more evidence for committal. Career-wise, Demi, at 19, became a regular on the TV show “General Hospital” and, with her newfound largesse, got accustomed to being jacked up on coke. In fact, director Joel Schumacher fired her from the set of St. Elmo’s Fire when she turned up higher than the Sears Building. Demi got a withdrawal treatment and returned to the set clean. Her early career’s punctuated with nude photo and screen appearances. But, for reasons known only to her, Moore opted for butch later on. Just recently, Moore astounded her fans with revelations on the Internet that she employs leeches as a cleansing therapy. But how Ashton Kutcher fit into the story was not made clear. In a dress borrowed from the Lindsay Price collection [see Lindsay Price], Moore exudes confidence and enough sunglass to hide just about any style of hangover. And you know we had to sneek a glance at those nifty shoes. Frankly, we still think there’s life in those 46 year old feet. Leeches or no leeches, Demi rates an “8″.

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