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Monday, May 26th, 2008

Cat Deeley’s Feet

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If your cable service provider has British TV you’re apt to know more about Catherine “Cat” Deeley than is probably necessary. Deeley’s another of those long-haired interchangeable blonds with pipe cleaner thighs that today’s style of youth programming spits out unremittingly on the assembly line. A disc jockey and model, Deeley hosts another of those knock-off Fox reality series called So You Think You Can Dance. Which, as you might gather to make it more amusing, embraces the idea of inviting those who can’t. While we were under the impression that the sarong-style bath towel went out with Jayne Mansfield, Deeley brings it back with chintz, flourish and a personalized statement. The feet? Yeah, we’ve seen a lot of this happening lately- the tendency for the toes to knuckle up, crinkle and expire maybe 40 years before the rest of the body does. What prompts this is a mystery perhaps best answered by a post mortem. But our advice, for now, is to gather ye Catherines while ye may. Give her a “7″, get the job done and know there’ll be one just like her in a matter of minutes to take over.

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