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Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Brittany Robertson’s Feet

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Sticklers that we are for legalities, we had to verify the fact that Brittany Robertson was legally 18 before making this post- else we’d be down in Tampa, Florida right now on trial with Max Hardcore. And Brittany, with her thin willowy stork legs and eyes that say I’ve seen vomit, would be Max’s type, that’s for sure. Robertson was born in Charlotte, North Carolina, got involved in community theater, and by age 12 was out in LA auditioning for the big break with every other underage waiter and waitress in that town. Unlike the rest of those sorry losers, Brittany scored big time and was selected to play Michelle Seaver in the “Wonderful World of Disney: Growing Pains: The Return of the Seavers” a title that ran longer than the actual show. Big things are expected of spinner Brittany once she fills out and gains another 50 pounds. But the trollop pose with the kid feet, unfortunately, is a little more than Brittany’s capable of carrying off right now. To be sure, though, Max is eyeing her up once he gets out of the federal penitentiary. So we’re in agreement on one thing. Brittany’s teenybopper “5″s are better off in white ankle socks and red stripper heels. At least for the time being.

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