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Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Aimee Teegarden’s Feet Get Penalized

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Born in 1989, cutesy-faced Aimee Teegarden, a Libra, got started in acting and modeling at the age of ten when she was doing campaigns for Old Navy and Tommy Hilfiger.  Since then, Old Navy’s gotten a lot older and is probably going into dry dock according to some Internet rumors, whereas Teegarden’s career is only ascending.  It has to. After you’ve appeared on Disney Channel shows like Hannah Montana and Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide where the acting resume identifies you as “Pretty Girl #1 with a weird laugh,” it only can get better. Or can it?  In Aimee’s case it did, and she got subsequently cast in the TV series Friday Night Lights, portraying Julie Taylor, daughter of Dillon High School’s head football coach Eric Taylor. Then, again, turning 19 this year and with that angelic face, Aimee can certainly get away with playing a high school kid. So this is not much of a stretch in the acting department. However, after checking out Aimee in this rather unflattering, adult-style red ensemble, we’re not inclined to be so lenient. Nondescript legs and personality-challenged feet are hardly something you can act your way out of. Now, while there’s a possibility Aimee might fill out at some point, these critiques are written in the present tense. Aimee, Aimee, those straight stems resemble goal posts, and the scab on your long and narrow left tootsie penalizes you 15 yards and loss of down. Oops, and the extra point kick was blocked. Hope you score better than a “6″ on your next possession.

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